Can't you order a bridesmaid or matron of dishonour to fix it for you while you sit gin and browse for pretty shoes?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)

unfortunately I think I'm the most savvy for this job
I did teach myself quite a bit of photoshop for this project so and I'm really pleased with the result.

Don't have time to look for shoes though, can I deputise you as third bridesmaid and put you in charge of shoes?
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

Bonzer.
Blood-stained all stars it is.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

that's handy
i'm wearing a pair in that style right now
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)