You're going to claim all this mess was from you "spilling your drink", are you?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

*ahem*
YES! You can't prove otherwise.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

Aardvark makes all women so damp they appear to have spilled drinks.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

It must cost your mum a fortune
in laundry bills.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)