Hello internet
I had a spontaneous day off work today. I put it to good use watching A Serbian Film. I feel dirty :( I strongly suspect though that had I not read the wiki synopsis first I'd be a gibbering wreck.

How are you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

I'm well, Blue Star, I really am.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

Hooray.
I had to have today off to catch up on some sleep.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

Tremendous, of course.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

WONDERFUL

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

That too.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

a little tired really
I was in a right grump this morning but I put that aside as I was involved in conducting interviews. I'm looking forward to my week off in july.

What aftershave smells nice?
( MrA, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

Cool Water an Issey Miyake
I like those ones.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

cheers Mrs Star

( MrA, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

I thought you'd prefere Eau ld'Man, The Stench of Senility.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

Eau de Putain.
Pour homme.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

In Soviet Russia shave afters you

( magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Paul Smith
and in terms of cologne Platinum Egoiste. Or you could just go for Blue Star's excellent suggestion of Issey Miyake
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

Thank you!
I might have to have a look, I dont really like shopping for this kinda of stuff.
( MrA, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

branston pickle
(sandwich smooth)
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

would match my cheesy crotch
fun for all the family!
( MrA, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

Carolina Herrera 'for men' is really nice if you like mens classic Issey
NOT, repeat NOT 212 that you can buy everywhere. No, that's horrid

this: www.fragrancex.com/products/_cid_cologne-am-lid_C-am-pid_36M__products.html
in fact
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

surprisingly sleepy
I don't want to watch that film, as I'm probably a wuss. Did your office burn down?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

I had a heavy weekend.
Ended up sleeping in a chair on Saturday night.

Like Martyrs, I can't say I enjoyed it but it really had an effect on me. Not as much as Martyrs did though because I hadn't a clue what Martyrs was about...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

martyrs shit me up.
Also had a hard weekend but I was having fun.

I finally got round to watching human centipede and was dissapointed. As a fellow lover of Shit scary films can you reccomend something I probably won't have seen?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

Martyrs fucked me up for months on end...
Taxidermia is really REALLY shit. I wouldn't waste my time even downloading it. Not really a horror film but Suvive Style 5+ is MEGA.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

cool, thanks
I'm not sure I could watch a film like martyr again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

Ooooh
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil is fucking great.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

What about nice films?
Why can't people watch nice films.
( magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)

I do watch nice films sometimes.
My favourite is Singin' In the Rain. True fact.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Mine too....
:-)
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

TAH TAY TEE TOW TOO

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

And I cayn't stand'im.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

If you MUST wear fox to the opera
Dame fashion says dye it
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

Cosmo, call me a cab.
Ok! You're a cab.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

I can assure you that the cake was meant for Miss Lamont

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

Well of course we taylk
don't everybody?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

I am glorious thank you
more than glorious infact. Gloritasticabulous.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

Good news.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

Not bad thanks
I revised for the wrong exam, but still managed to do it.
Don't think I could watch A Serbian Film, just a bit too extreme for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

I started reading the synopsis and decided 'I'm not even going to finish reading the synopsis, never mind watch the film'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

Pretty much that
read the synopsis and it was made worse by the earnestness of the director.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

It's the kind of film
I think I want to watch. Then do. Then wish I hadn't.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

I know my limits
I stopped watching Saw after the third one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

Oh bless you.
I stopped watching the Saw films too, but only because they were rubbish.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

Torture-porn makes me uncomfortable,
these days anyway. I used to be able to watch it quite happily. I've heard Saw's got pretty shit. The bonus thing about them was they usually managed to cover at least one fear of everybody watching
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

I enjoyed that kind of thing when I was younger
but then most of it was really dark stuff that was really gruesome. Or Troma which was funny. The 'hostel' and 'saw' type stuff I think is just lazy film making.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

i agree
But there are some top horror films out there that do more than just shock and disgust. Saw is not in that list
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)

serbian film does more than shock and disgust, it questions human nature, and meh fuck it i cant be arsed

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

i'm sure you're right
I love good horror, but I'm not sure I can handle it from the synopsis. I might have built it up too much in my mind
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

I much prefer scary...
horror that is horrific in a 'I'm so scared' way is the best.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

BOO!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

*jumps*
*spills drink*
For fucks sake Aardy...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

You're going to claim all this mess was from you "spilling your drink", are you?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

*ahem*
YES! You can't prove otherwise.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

Aardvark makes all women so damp they appear to have spilled drinks.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

It must cost your mum a fortune
in laundry bills.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

this
I want to be scared to go upstairs on my own in the dark after the film
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

Nightmare On Elm Street still does that to me

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

wait till someone drugs you and you end up fucking a stillborn baby in your upstairs bedroom in a flashback whilst you sit downstairs sobbing into your cornflakes but not really knowing why till the horror returns to your memory

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

Will that be happening soon?
I have stuff to do...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

steady on, i'm a bit busy at the moment, i'm surprised at you, i'm having a hard time of it

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

I'm ashamed to say Jeepers Creepers did that to me
when I was about 15. Mostly because I was on my own in a dark room sitting on a table not a chair and something came and nuzzled my leg. It was the cat but I still screamed a bit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

We went to the pictures to see that.
I liked it until you discovered it was a fucking demon. Then I hated it.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

Watch Dario Argento filums.
If you not seen them before. They scare the pants off me and are incredibly cheesy.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

If you read the synopsis,
it's not as bad watching it cos you know whats coming....it's still fucking gruesome though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

never mind
what exams are you doing? Is it a-level time?
( MrA, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

my degree Finals
I got two papers mixed up- same subject but different approaches. Misread.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

Oh err
Hope it was alright though. So glad I don't have to do them any more. Miss lots from academia though.
( MrA, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

Thanks I'm sure it'll be fine

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

alright Blue Star
I'm not bad thanks, and have just remembered that a) men who believe in the Ladder Theory are laughable pricks and b) men who believe in the Ladder Theory and make vast, self-indulgent Wordpress posts about it are really laughable pricks.

Also c) I am probably going to get banned from Wordpress before too long.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

I don't even own An Ladder.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

My theory about ladders is that they're sideways when you stand them up, and correctly oriented when lying down.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

AARDVARK HAS BEST LADDER THEORY

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Keep on keeping on

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

I just looked that up
"The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex."
Now, I'm not one for sweeping generalisations, but stuff like this is always shite. I know lots of women I don't want to have sex with.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

That reminds me, we were talking about A*****c T* C***y earlier on.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

lol wut

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

What it is right,
the term "ladder theory" is an Anglicised form of the Connaught Irish phrase "laodhár tíorigh", which roughly translates as "it's all women's fault I'm a whiny, self-hating prick with delusions of adequacy".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

Is this about that guy that was trying to knob your girlfriend again?

( magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7216003
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

Tell me of this "science" Earthman

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

That's all you need to know.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

*chin stroke*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Stop stroking my chin.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

This whole site is a car crash. If car crashes smelt of frustration and incompetence.
www.the-spearhead.com/2009/10/26/ladder-theory/
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

I'm not going to read that shit
On account I might catch virginity off it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

The comments are the best (worst) bit.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

That's just depressing
and every one of the losers on it will wonder why women fuck them over so badly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

women people will always
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

it appears to be pure, unrefined idiocy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

Good god.
people take it seriously?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

probably the same people
who think playing 'the game' is a good idea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)

I was properly ill and off work a few weeks ago
still not back on top form yet.

I don't like films like that, I'd rather watch Jurassic Park
( magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

You're still not right?
God, you must've had a right bad dose.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

I'm up and about and eating and that (was after a few days)
just not quite fighting fit. I should try and get healthy i suppose. Never used to get ill (at school I had a couple of 100% year attendance certificates)
( magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

I woke up hungover and still feel like shit.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

YAY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

Poorly, Blue Star.
I went in to work for a meeting which I wish I hadn't bothered with and came home around 2pm. Might have the day off tomorrow.
( CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

Boo :(
Get well soon
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

Thank you.

( CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

I'm cool Blooster
Still being "ill" but with added cider. My missus didn't believe the giant prawn double parade shenanigan.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

Hahaha.
Fucking hell. That bakerman was right scary
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

Black polo dude

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

Hahaha.
Racism plain and simple.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

Scientific proof if proof were needed that lesbians hate black people

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

Incredible. I'm having an incredible year.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

I'm friday, nice to meet you thursday

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

*weekday FIVES*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

i think i've seen that about 7 times now, i'm ok, dunno tho, it is all up in the air here

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

Seven times?
Wowsers.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

Fucking poof.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

oi badger my nan still aint dead, what is the crack with you medical cunts eh, i feel let down now

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

Make an official complaint.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

i will do, not for me, but that poor boy had to come out to do the last rights for fuck all yet, she has probably sinned by now

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

people seem to want to watch it, dunno why, it's alright, usual stuff tho aint it, man gets dragged out of retirement for one big score and ends up getting more than he bargined for

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

sounds tame when put like that

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

bit of revenge stuff in there, bit of old love, usual shit, just set around a country coming out of a horrific period with people whose moral senses are wonky, it aint that bad

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

Should watch the documentary about the Serbian porn industry- "Made in Serbia"- with it.
Gives it some interesting context.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

will do, i like porn

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

great thanks gorjus

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Great fortune!
^_^
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)