i'd like a scanner, it would alert me of armed paperboys at my front gate

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

your car has a gate?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

i might get a new car, imagine that

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

new new or just new for you?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

dunno, either or

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

just get a new pine tree air freshener
it'll feel like a new car then
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)