I don't have help big enough to send!
that's proper emergency services shit...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

People get divorced for less
Honestly, I better get coffee in the morning
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

Possibly the worst cinema experience I have ever had
after going to see Vampire in Brooklyn.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Pirates Of The Carribean topped it for me
Falling asleep in cinema chairs was very uncomfortable.

Lord of the Rings was great. I got deeply drunk in the bar while my friends watched it
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)