Watching embarrasing fat bodies
And a doctor doing a breast reduction drew a cock on the ladies boobies in green pen.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

no he didn't
you big fibber
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

She fucking did, it was a female doctor wot did it.

( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Ok
well if it was a woman doc that was OK, as that's not offensive and / or ludicrous.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

well why didn't you say!
female doctors are slags, right to the very last man.


oh
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

She really did though

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

man if neptune was around he'd kick your arse for doing his telly bit

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

is neptune the new planearm?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

ooops, i think neptune might polish a wall with my face for this error

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

is neptune the new violent paedophile?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

shut it you lava lamp loving, used part strewn carpet loving fool

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

well that's me told by an insolent part-time sparky

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

I'm not getting this at all.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

it's grrr's fault, he started it

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

I'm really quite offended.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

Make sure you get good video of the make-up fuck.
You missed the money shot last time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

Woah there,
who's getting some sex now? I'm hoping it's me.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

You're the peanut butter in the sandwich.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

I fucking hate peanut butter.
Fo0ooo0o00o000o0o0ooo000o000o0oo0o0o0o0oo000oo0o0o0ooo0o0o0o0o000o0o0o0o0od.

Good night folks. It's well past bedtime for me.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

not grrr, planearm and neptune again, when you getting fresh meat?

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

I've trawled /qotw and /links but I don't think even you would put it in any of them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Neptune is a shitty watery god
Verily i shall smite his arse.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

see the thing is here, i fucked up, i ment another forum member, but let us keep it down, no offence

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

hahahaha a cock
fucking hell, comedy gold
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

I'm watching The Mummy on hd-dvd

( CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

I'm watching your mummy on grainy VHS.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

are they like radio rentals?

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

Really
You like punishment that much?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

If I decide I'm too poorly to go to work tomorrow
I may watch The Mummy Returns straight after.
( CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

as long as you don't watch the Scorpion King after that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

Oh god yes...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

If you want to watch unmitigated dross
I'll send you that copy of Acquanoids I sourced for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

Oh yes!!!
Do!! Do you need my house address or can you do it over the magical power of internet thingy? When are you in Bristol again? Come after your exams and we can celebrate!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

gaz me your address :)
and I'll send it as soon as I can. Back in Bristol in a couple of weeks, and we should definitely have a drink. Or ten. I might even sort out my breathing beforehand haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

Done!
I don't care how you breathe...as long as it's not into a mask like Frank Booth.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

I haven't got a copy of that

( CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

I like Rachel Weisz in that.
She is pretty.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

Yes she is.

( CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

I'm watching Dead Snow.
One of the funniest films I've seen.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

I've got that on blu-ray, it's pretty good.
Have you seen Reykjavik Whale Hunting Massacre? That's pretty good too.
( CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

imagine having a tattoo of a tattoo on your tattoo
especially if you were tattoo, the midget
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

The best bit was that lass with her shitter in her fanny who pissed when she coughed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

the aristocrats

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

Hahah

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

And THAT.
Was her first mistake.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

I just watched that Terry Pratchett documentary about assisted suicide.
Definitely the most harrowing thing I've seen today.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

I hate Terry Pratchett
i'd help him stick a shotgun up his sphincter

imjussayin
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

awww, someone found The Colour Of Magic too difficult

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

he is a lisping stuttering senile cuntcanal
and his books are for retards
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

Don't run yourself down so much.
Apply for a few creative writing courses and listen to what they have to say this time, they're only there to help you.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

you're confusing good with suck

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)

And you're confusing your abilities with someone else's.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

I'm told that there's coded advice on when the next 10 year's worth of terror attacks are going to happen in the text of 'Making Money'.
Shame for Dekion that he'll never read them.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING WIZARD
www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/terry-pratchett-col-c-robin-matthews.jpg
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

I just watched that documentary on Ploughing and Tillage
Definitely the most harrowing thing I've seen today.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

i just watched 'canals and boating down them'
the most narrowing thing i've seen today
( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

I just watched that documentary on Squashes and Gourds
Definitely the most marrowing thing I've seen today.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

i saw the migration of a small bird from africa across spain to the uk
the most sparrowing thing i've ever seen
( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

I just watched a horror film from behind the sofa
harrowing
( magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

I just watched that documentary about
protesting against poverty and unemployment in the 30's.
The most Jarrowing thing I've seen today
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

I just watched Robin Hood
Definitely the most arrowing thing I've seen today.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)

i just played a game, it was the most mario'ing stuff i've ever done
*shoehorns
( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

I just watched a documentary about
the history of BMX.
The most Harowing thing I have ever seen.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

I just watched a documentary about a small coastal town in Cumbria near Morecambe Bay.
The most Barrowing thing I've seen today.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

shit, i can't belive i missed out on wheel barrows

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

Old Celtic burial grounds too, don't forget them.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

old chewits ad too

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

You should have watched
that documentary about school sports day and those races that put pressure on kids today...just awful.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

SSG would have loved that.
I remember how the gourd used to amuse him so.
( whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

4 eva in r harts, sweet prince :(

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

I just watched a documentary about pig husbandry
Definitely the most farrowing thing I've seen today
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

this is open to a wide range of forum discussion, even this inteview on newsnight is harrowing, show me your bumhole

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

One of my mates is doing a radio
interview about it tomorrow. He has MND and will no doubt pop his clogs soon. I will be interested to see what he has to say. I didn't watch...I don't like real stuff about death.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

I'm not so fond it when celebrities get involved
discussion about assisted suicide/euthanasia is needed, but a celebrity fronting that discussion means that the negatives to it aren't discussed in as much detail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

He did it for a reason
it's not like it was Davina McCall doing it www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/jun/12/terry-pratchett-dignitas-suicide-euthanasia
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

I'm not sure the fact that Pratchett is Pratchett
makes his views on euthanasia more worthy than any other possible victim of a degenerative disorder
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

He's got more chance of getting a documentary made
because of who he is than if it were just you or me.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

whoa, i banked on having a terminal illness my route to stardom, don't tell me 'britains are dying' never gonna happen

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

He does have some weight though
being as he is poorly and will only get more so. Random jump on board slebs..I agree..but I think he was a good choice in this case. As I say though, I didn't watch.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

It's a really difficult issue
I'm not for it, but not because of morality more because of the difficulty in implementing a system that didn't lead to wide spread abuse.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

I think it's an excellent idea.
I also think that the desire for life to continue is so powerful that actually the abuse will come from those loved ones wanting NOT to do it, rather than do it.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

I'm not so sure
the stories recently of the way care home staff can treat the vulnerable, the abuse stories, killing elderly people for their last fifty pounds, I'm coming round to the idea that there would be chavs intimidating or guilting their grandmother into dying so they can get her last bits and pieces.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

That happens anyway.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

Oh god yes...
always has, always will. Those who really WANT to die should be able to. If it ever happens it will be very difficult to achieve I think. The red tape will be massive.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

And you'd have to pay a colossal sum in death tax.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

and so it should

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

Besides, any true follower of the Party would be bang alongside the idea of the vulnerable being ruthlessly exploited for the gain of others.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

I'm being forced to watch Avatar
Send help
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

I don't have help big enough to send!
that's proper emergency services shit...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

People get divorced for less
Honestly, I better get coffee in the morning
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

Possibly the worst cinema experience I have ever had
after going to see Vampire in Brooklyn.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Pirates Of The Carribean topped it for me
Falling asleep in cinema chairs was very uncomfortable.

Lord of the Rings was great. I got deeply drunk in the bar while my friends watched it
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

You're doomed
watch out for Kevin Costner
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

Hello lovely you, how's the countdown to freedom looking?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

Better than ever!
Can't wait for it to be over. Other than Avatar, how's your night going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

Pretty good!
Watched Catfish which was Quite Good (a documentary about a facebook relationship turned weird). Then scored loads of massively cheap fruit and yoghurt from Morrisons. Chris is now in bed and mumbling something in his sleep.

Actually this is quite dull but bar the Avatar, I'm satisfied. Hows you?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Alright thanks
revised for the wrong exam, only found out the night before but managed to pull it off I think. Sounds like a good evening you've had. Are you going to be dealing the fruit at the corner then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

I'd make an amazing mark-up

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

Give me a strawberry wrap :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

Since it's you, I'll chuck in a couple of blueberries too :)

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Watch Pocahontas instead
Same story, better songs
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

I might, you know

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

I don't want to keep labouring the issue, but how's your mum's vulnerability quotient recently?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

Quite high, she's off on holiday Friday
Sorry. 3 weeks she'll be back at work and miserable as shit again
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Well, if she ever wants any crap sex and deep alcoholic regret, you've got my number

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

You got it

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

SCORE!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

or Pocahontas II

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

Hang about
Isn't the soundtrack comprised entirely of Phil Collins?

Fuck you, Bogus.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

It's still better than Avatar

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

This is true

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)