I like adverts.
They let me go for a piss or a smoke. I'm watching it too now.

I don't have to be in work til half ten.
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

i can piss and still see the tv thanks to downstairs toilets and mirrors.
it makes the lady angry though, so i can only do it when she's gone to bed. smoking indoors is allowed if i'm by the window in the living room and it's not just a vanilla roll.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

I don't like smoking in doors, it freaks me out a bit

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

i don't like smoking ciggarettes indoors
but the more mellow of items needs a comfy seat that the English weather can't always provide.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Ah.
I rarely smoke that and nobody in Wigan has offered me it so I haven't. In which case I'd consider using the conservatory for the purpose.
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

I am naughtily smoking inside..
I should go outside but that involves getting off my ass.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

It felt a bit odd smoking inside your house.
Each to their own, I'm not saying people shouldn't, just that I generally don't.
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

I never used too
I'm at a mates anyway. I am trying to be good and go out..but really, can't be chuffed.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

If you're ever up my way I'll let you smoke in the conservatory
what with you being a lady and everything.

Speaking of smoking, I just rolled myself one then went for a piss before stepping outside. I sneezed while pissing and lost my tab down the bog :(
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

HAHAHHAHA!
And thanks..*curtseys*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)