How else do you think I afford to live alone?

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

Fuck!
God knows I try to find it, but it never happens.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

I eat my bogies
then I shit out gold nuggets. It does my ringpiece no good but my bank manager loves it.
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)