I can understand that.
My aunt and uncle moved out to Spain. Before they left I pirated them a "learn spanish" set of CDs which they didn't bother listening to.

Within a month they were complaining that nobody spoke English where they lived (in Spain) so they sold their house and moved to an ex-pat enclave, losing shitloads in the process. Bunch of fucking idiots.

If I was ruler of the world you'd only be allowed to move somewhere if you spoke the local language.
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

Eating a full English
at The British Bulldog caff every morning. Nice one.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)