I cleaned the carpets

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

well obviously
You're civilised. Not all stains come out though. Blue poster paint in this instance.

All counted for shit when our final landlady tried to defraud us by making out invoices for work that wasn't done. We got our deposit back pretty quickly when we explained what she was doing wasn't exactly legal.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)