morning
my new mattress should be arriving today - see what all this "memory foam malarky" is all about.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

it remembers everything about you
And reports back to the government.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

I bought a 5cm foam mattress topper rather than the full thing due to being a tight bastard
They don't half stink for a bit, but it was such a good buy. Really comfy, if a little warm. *olds*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

*comfy bed fives*
I was going to get a topper for that very reason but the full mattress was only £100 so we saved up a bit more and bought the whole thing
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

memory foam can be a real cnut
Very erm... marmitey

You either love it or hate it.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)