I dreamt I was in some sort of biology class
and I cut the nose and lips off two people and sewed the opposite ones on to each other as 'disguises'.

I kept shouting for a haemostat but they wouldn't give me one. Then I woke up. The end.
( moohalaa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

What happened next?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

my money is on "got up and had a shit"

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

My money's on Kyle being involved

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

My main tactic for lasting longer
has always been to think "Bruce Forsythe squatting on a glass table", but I'm not thinking about letting him retire gracefully and replacing him with Kyle.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)