I'm not well either
being made redundant and no job to move into and money running out and doubled my mad pill dosage

I'll end up killing other people then myself in a hilarious rom com starring Hugh Grant as me
( moohalaa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

Paul Gascoine can play me
bringing you KFC and a mandolin.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

That would be quite some Method he'd have to employ

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

oh er... oh i say oh fuckity fuck i've er... killed some er oh oh er fuckity fuck people
*dry humps large mouthed american*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)