To be fair to our put upon customs officials
They have very stressful jobs, a side effect of which is massive racism. We should show some more understanding.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

Personally I blame the Jews.
None of this would have happened if it wasn't for them.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)