I bet he parked up on the opposite side of his petrol cap and had to make the line stretch as well, the tit.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

I'm just going to go into the jewlers and get like a billion pounds worth of stuff and say I'll be back in 10 minutes.
And then tell the world that they're trying to arrest me, without powers of arrest, except citizan's arrest until the proper athorities come by, where I shall anounce to them in my best gandolf 'you shall not pass' voice yelling " TILL MONKEY KNOWS NOT HIS PLACE.... LET MY PEOPLE PETROL GO !!!"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)