I'm thinking of erecting a small sign above every appliance in my house with the word 'Bat' in front of it.
eg. Bat oven. Bat kettle. Bat Television etc. That way, people will think I live in the BatCave. Will this fill the abysmal void in my life?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)

yes, yes it will

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

Batdildo will

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

Holy fuel theft!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)

Hahahaha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)

To right, 86 fucking quid

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)

Wholly devoid of intellect!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)

I can't take this I'm going.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)

I've changed my mind

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)

Actaully, I don't get it?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)

Nah', he's trolling, no one is so fucking retarded _and_ able to drive not to know that a petrol station is a comercial retail premises.
I mean, sure, there are stupid people who drive all the time on the roads, they tend to have a lack of awareness or something... but this guy doesn't seem able to realise that you need to exchange money for petrol and it's theft to take something from somewhere without permision from the person who owns it.

He must be a troll, because no adult is that fucking stupid.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)

I bet he parked up on the opposite side of his petrol cap and had to make the line stretch as well, the tit.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

I'm just going to go into the jewlers and get like a billion pounds worth of stuff and say I'll be back in 10 minutes.
And then tell the world that they're trying to arrest me, without powers of arrest, except citizan's arrest until the proper athorities come by, where I shall anounce to them in my best gandolf 'you shall not pass' voice yelling " TILL MONKEY KNOWS NOT HIS PLACE.... LET MY PEOPLE PETROL GO !!!"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)

what's this stealing petrol thing?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7217347
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

much obliged

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

Ring of fire got all self rightous wrongly and I'm using it as an excuse to get self rightous myself.
let me have my fun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

fuel never get anywhere with that attitude

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

I pity the fuel.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7217356
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7217662
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

shevrunnn

( moohalaa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

Lovely stuff.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)

Biff! Zing! Pow!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

BLORT!
MINT!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)

Why didn't the attendant just ask you to fill in an "inabilty to pay" form?
You just stick in all your details and return within 24 hours or they pass the details on to the police.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)

How come I'm not on the popular page (apart from by being insulted by Lord Gnome)?
Time was you people respected me and my being the best person here. Time was I was all over the popular page. You people need to sort yourselves the fuck out.

I'm going home.
After I've reposted this because it got nudged along by runk.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

They're usually pity clicks to stop you killing yourself.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)

I am going to click this repeatedly

( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

oh now:()

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

No but I tell you what will.
Wearing tweed jackets to work.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

How many times?
I can't afford tweed. It's some odd green cotton thing.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

nuh-uh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

do you already have signs with the other part of the name,
like some sort of weirdo?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)

wait, stop, i read it again
i'm the moron
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

Only above the oven.
It says 'OVEN. WOMEN: DO NOT TOUCH'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)

i'm going to sneak in to your house and put the sign for the oven above the washing machine.
then you're fucked. soggy food and hot clothes, i'm an evil fucking genius. also, i will do it dressed as the original TV series joker and bring useless minions. so i can feel sexy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)

So on your cricket bat would it say 'Bat Bat' or 'Bat Cricket Bat'?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)

is a cricket bat an aplliance?
i guess i could apply it to the side of someones skull, at speed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)

It has an application...so yes, I suppose you could say a cricket bat was an appliance
*ahem*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)

ropey
but the panel says yes. Move on to the next round.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)

YES!
*phones*

MUM...I GOT FROO!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)

you said 'erecting'

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)

pfft

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)

only if you can open the garage door by tipping a bust to reveal a button

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

tipping squeezing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

*vintage car horn noise*

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

if frightguy doesn't mind me using his joke
ha ha ha, you said bust.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

SEE YOU IN COURT

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

oooohhhhh
Can I be the one with the little wooden hammer? I feel sexy in a wig.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)

No...Judges don't use gavels
*prepares for internet pounding*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)

Tyboy

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)