you know the squeltching sound when you put your two fingers in'n'out of your bum fast enough and when it makes you fart afterwards but you have long sharp fingernails that cut up the side of your bumhole?
that
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

i did not know that
When's your birthday, i'll get you some nail scissors. Or maybe some sort of glove to protect your fragile bott bott.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)