The point-of-contact staff at one of our biggest customers' head office are called Romyla and Cordelia.
Very ordinary surnames though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

You should still stab them

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)