what you need to do is get the vacuum cleaner to suck out any excess liquid

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)

Or have the girlfriend shove a digit up your arse
That should get the old fluid dynamics kicking in!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:19, archived)

i'm operating under the assumption that no one here has a girlfriend

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)

Oops, forgot
They all have names like .jpg and .gif
How silly of me!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)