getting older
i shook and i shook i squeezed even waved about a bit yet as soon as its back in the boxer shorts huzza! damp patch ffs.
(hughheff just been tipped 5 dollars, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

WAT?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)

I think he got close to having sex, but he/she realized he didn't have any money.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:20, archived)

The curse of an old prostate
You can look forward to a long, slow decline...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)

o rite
jesus
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)

Of course, you wouldn't understand,
What with only interacting with people under the age of 16, and all.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)

ahahahaha
*clickin*
( FIEND, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)

Quality retort.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)

Newton's Fourth Law, that is. You can't work around it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

what you need to do is get the vacuum cleaner to suck out any excess liquid

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)

Or have the girlfriend shove a digit up your arse
That should get the old fluid dynamics kicking in!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:19, archived)

i'm operating under the assumption that no one here has a girlfriend

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)

Oops, forgot
They all have names like .jpg and .gif
How silly of me!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)

Tell me about it
The check up is a right barrel of laughs..
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)

Incontinent, haha

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)

Try drying the tube with a pipecleaner.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

why not try wiping, you cockswinging pissmonger

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:26, archived)

you're proud of this why?

( FIEND, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:24, archived)

talkin bout his junk, fiend, only this and nothing more

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

He probably wanted everyone to know he switched to boxers recently.
His tighty whities all had yellow stains.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)

wow chill out man
(hughheff just been tipped 5 dollars, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:52, archived)

Nothing wrong with piss stains.
That's what made the Great British Male what he is today.
( Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:56, archived)

aww, you came back to see if anyone wanted a picture

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:53, archived)