Tell them you're growing a beard
Then when you get round to shaving tell you them you realised it wouldn't suit you so you shaved it off.
Then the next week say you're growing a beard again. Ad Infinitum.

FOOLPROOF!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

THIS IS TOTALLY MY TACTIC ALREADY

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)

Perfect
Now let's see how we can do the same thing with your clothes

*schemes*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)