Arse-trumpet Grrry.
Don't they have them in forrin yet?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

we use that hole for talking

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

I make all my important phone calls on the toilet
So this would not work as it is rude to talk with your talk hole full.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)