BERT. You're bert aren't you? You cheeky monkey.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

You know what
I don't even know who Bert is. But if you say so.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

have you fucked your sister?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

I don't have a sister

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

Oh right.
So you're saying you would fuck your sister if you had one? You sick puppy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

Well, i walked in to that one

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)

I bet you would if you did.

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

But I bet you wish you did.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

So you put on a wig and makeup and masturbate in front of the mirror?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)