have a wank and it'll go away

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

But my hands work fine
If I sit on one for long enough it may work
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

you can borrow my hammer if you like

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

Can't go for permanent damage.
I've a feeling this spakka wank is going to be a fad.
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

:))))

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)