A chap?
Is that like one half of a pair of chaps?
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

i think it's like a bedsore

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

I had them in hospital thanks.
My bum looked like a lump of raw meat.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

pics or GTFO

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

i made myself feel a bit sick then

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

I imagine it was something like this
tiny.cc/q5ise
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)