Hello Katrina, welcome
I'm sure you'll fit in fine, you seem nice enough and you have a sense of humour. I hope you oh fuck it what are things coming to, I can't even be arsed to rip the piss or work out which regular you are. I'm getting too old for this shit.

Come, go, have a tantrum, enjoy yourself, whatever. It doesn't really matter. We're all just killing time. Time, the irreplacable currency of our life. Seventy thousand messages, can you fucking believe it?

All is dust.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

I've wanted to post here for a while but never got up the courage.
As you can probably imagine, I do spend quite a while on the computer but I think b3ta is the best forum I've seen. I do facebook, but I'm getting sick of all the 'if you agree, post this in your status' posts. OK thank you all for being so kind (ish) I'm off to the pub now. (the Greyhound, Harlow) if anyone is around these parts. You can buy me a pint and patronise me for a bit.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

DUST, I TELL YOU.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)

Still, in other news
my neighbour was selling an old TV for a fiver. I asked why it was so cheap, he said the volume was stuck on maximum. What a deal - I couldn't turn it down.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)