We've got casualty, holby city and doctors
what we really need is a programme covering community healthcare.

Think of the lols we could have with podiatrists filing people's feet and district nurses cleaning up old people's shit!
( CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

Episode 13 The wrong catheter tube
Mollys catheter won't drain properly, and despite her sons repeated concerned phone calls the district nurse team can't be fucked with a home visit to re-insert because it's gone quarter to five. In the early morning Mollys bladder ruptures due to fluid retention, and she dies on the way to hospital.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)