fuck that cunt
people on here used to be up to scratch, pitch me your uk sitcom ideas, we can all join in the padding
( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

afgan sitcom could work

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

The story of 3 renegade BNP members who have decided to become a terrorist cell and bomb strategic targets.
Like Kebab shops and corner shops.
But they are a bunch of useless drooling morons and fuck everything up... with hilarious consequences.
Needs a name.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

why are you having a go at the british? bit harsh, racist even

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

I'm an utter cunt of epic proportions.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

i heard that, but then that was from northeners, most scotish people down here sleep in tube stations

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

Scottish.
*glares*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

Few survive the winter.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

i don't watch tv.
sorry about that
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

i'm not sure u

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

i'm not sure i asked, thanks tho

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

haha, it sort of posted twice, what a night

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

Makes it look bu

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

crazy

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Makes it look busier.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Hugh Heffner dies and for some unknown reason leaves the Playboy mansion and all the women to our very own Gonz.
It's called 'GonzOHNOICANTBELIEVEIMINCHARGEOFTHEPLAYBOYMANSION!'.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

bit harsh on gonz, lt to deal with there, not sure i;'d watch carcrash sitcom

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

The bookkeeping is already hired out, it's fine.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

dentist's families are always funny, how about a dentist and their family
( vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

A man abandons his wife and kids and leaves the country to hide out on the Costa Del Sol
Little does he know, next door is his in-laws holiday home.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

i like this, but it need to be a crim fleeing, but still noit you are a wanker on fire you little pissant cunt

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

What have I done?
I haven't even had a wank on fire.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

it's good, shut up you cunt

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

Question of the Weekend
I don't know the plot you'll have to think of that yourself
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

six friends move into a loft apartment, none of them have proper jobs but it doesn't matter because they have great hair, the apartment is haunted by the ghost of its previous owner, a small jewish widow
( vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

oh vlad, do one lo l loloollololololololl eh

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

Ray Tower and his wife move out of the countryside and into the capital, whilst keeping their charming country ways.
It's called "The Towers of London"
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

shite, you got high praise up there

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

Three good blokes meet each other in the pub to talk entertaining bollocks for a while before leaveing at a sensible hour to get up for work the next day.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

Two soldiers with PTSD share a flat and feed off each other's growing paranoia.
In the series finale they invade the old folks home across the road and gun down two pensioners, believing them to be terrorists. Their next door neighbour is overweight.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

fuck off, it is like some simoin pegg shit

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

A massive English racist gets an eye transplant after getting dog wee in them
They came from an illegal immigrant killed in a fall from the wheel arch of a chilled goods wagon at Dover. With hilarious consequences.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Three coppers decide to go bent after accidentally killing a drug dealer and finding a massive pile of cash in his flat.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

A man takes a day off work to wait for DFS to deliver his sofa
they don't turn up when expected, then ring to say they will deliver the sofa at 6. He would have been back from work by then anyway!

Hilarious.

I'm sure that this premise could be stretched out over a series
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

A dowdy housewife decides to double up her house as a brothel whilst her husband is out at work.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

The manager of a casino runs up massive debts and decides to start fixing the tables to claw it back.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

you are good at this you know, we should write a sit com, or make a shit youtube video and post it here like cunts

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

I think I've run dry now, but if you turn any of these into ratings hits I want 50%

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)

cor you are like alan sugar
a right nbody cunt
( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

A modern-day feminist with massive knockers wakes up in the 1950s and struggles with day-to-day life in a sexist society.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

a wheelchair bound person travels back in time
before wheelchair ramps existed and the japes that ensue.
( FIEND, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

One Foot in the World of Warcraft
( vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

Only When I Log Out
( vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

start your own pun thread

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

till the black screen of death do us part
( vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

A hapless fisherman spends his quiet time lakeside on online dating sites
It's called Love On Line
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

We've got casualty, holby city and doctors
what we really need is a programme covering community healthcare.

Think of the lols we could have with podiatrists filing people's feet and district nurses cleaning up old people's shit!
( CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

Episode 13 The wrong catheter tube
Mollys catheter won't drain properly, and despite her sons repeated concerned phone calls the district nurse team can't be fucked with a home visit to re-insert because it's gone quarter to five. In the early morning Mollys bladder ruptures due to fluid retention, and she dies on the way to hospital.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

sitcoms are a dead genre

( vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)