yeah but I bet you shout 'Run, Forrest, run!' when people are running up the platform for your train.

( spesh., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

No
I shut the doors early then point at my watch when we're pulling out
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

that is how i do sex

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

fuck off back to /qotw with your 'i've had sex' internet lies

( spesh., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

What with?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

i'll be honest, the last time i had sex
we were both really drunk, she took me back to hers and we both passed out, i woke up on top of her with my semi erect member just about in her, spunk dribbling down the side into clumps of sweaty pubic hair.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

What happened next?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

i dunno, i probably did something in a brand of car i dunno can't remember

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)