Your comment was the shittest you misanthropic rust bucket.
Go have a pina colada and a wank. Enjoy life a little. I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY GRRRMACHINE!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

I'm very happy
I just changed the oil in my car, and spilt it everywhere. And even that's more enjoyable and less polluting than modern tourism.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

Did you rub it all over yourself?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

It's proper engrained into my pores
the most appropriate word here is "slathered".
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)

PHWOAR.
You just keep on basting yourself.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)