I can peel a watermelon with mine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

and i thought i felt inadequate before

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

Naw it's cool, you can get it fixed if you really want it.
I hear BM offers some kind of cock-cracking service
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

i don't think i want BM near my cock to be honest
no offence.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

Alright...I'LL do it it then...
give it here
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

Too late.
I'm on my way.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)

I'm bringing wine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

i've got scented candles
and a warm bath running.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)