Yeah whatever.
I've just been round the Fareham charity shops. Got a suit. It's ace. 3 piece. got a tie to go with it too. £19.50. I have to lose a few inches to fit in it though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

What Lies Beneath

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

Flubber?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

Sneezy Rider.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

Aaah, the classic Snow White porno.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

THAT could be a great thread.
Two films together; one that asks a question, one that answers.
Eg:

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Piranhas.

But funny.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

Who Rimmed Roger Ramjet?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

picasso

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

King Kong

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Aliens
( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

When WIll I Be Loved?
The Day After Tomorrow
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

O Brother, Where Art Thou?
On Golden Pond
( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

BUT FUNNY

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

In theory it sounded like a good idea, though.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

What Happens in Vegas?
www.imdb.com/title/tt1508661/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

You still looked like a shaved mong that's been stuffed into it.
No matter how many pies you cut out.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)

I'll look fucking ace.
It's browny green; like baby shit. With white pin stripes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

Like baby shit that's been Aqua Freshed

( magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

Instead of shrinking you could just stand further away.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

But if he stands close to it
it'll look bigger.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

Fareham is gay
And by definition anyone in it is also gay
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

Uraguay.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

NEGATORY

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

i'm a little upset i missed the majority of the penis/vagina film thread
Towering Inferno
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)

soz
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)

damn you
and both your hats
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

Say what you will about me
but leave the hats out of this
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

sorry
didn't mean to overstep the line, internet banter, no offence. xx
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

I hear clingfilm-sweating is the way to go.
I appear to have done myself a minor injury. Any medical types in the house?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

cut it off at the nearest joint

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

Imma read that as 'lots of Ibuprofen and painkillers'

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

+ snacks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

Snacks won't help.
...will they?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)

look, who's the doctor here?
Just eat some snacks and see me in the morning

Bring wine
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

Yes Doc
*snaffles bag of crisps*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

that might help numb the pain
when the saw bites in to the bone. That or get really drunk, but carefully mark the correct limb before you start drinking or who knows what you could lose.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

arest joint ck
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

terrible bullying
of the plastic disc throwing crazy cripple.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

ne co
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

cock joint?
i dont have a cock joint, is there something wrong with me?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

yes, undoubtedly

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

How on earth do you manage it when you need to fuck round corners?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

mine has 4 joints for this exact reason

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

Mine helps with the gear changes

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

I can peel a watermelon with mine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

and i thought i felt inadequate before

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

Naw it's cool, you can get it fixed if you really want it.
I hear BM offers some kind of cock-cracking service
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

i don't think i want BM near my cock to be honest
no offence.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

Alright...I'LL do it it then...
give it here
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

Too late.
I'm on my way.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)

I'm bringing wine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

i've got scented candles
and a warm bath running.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

I've roped cr3 into going camping with my best friend and her boyfriend
The poor bugger. We are terribly cackly when we get together.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

You guys never invite me camping with you anymore.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

She means they're all going to mince down Old Compton Street together.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

They never invite me to mince down Old Compton Street with them anymore.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

I have the mother of all hangovers ever.

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

it's always about you isn't it.
poor frisbee just had a limb amputated.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

I can still feel it, even though it isn't there anymore :(

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

*something about being legless last night*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

that was genuinely funny

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

Hello new person...I don't really have two hats
Now you say
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

I wasn't actually expecting sex
but a reply would have been nice
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

Fuck off.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

shut up, I'm trying to score here

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

Woah! Is it a girl?
With all tits and a Posseidon Adventure?
I take it all back.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

I don't give it a shit...I'll fuck anything
and I mean ANYTHING

/animalvegetablemineral
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

uhhh
would you cook with it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)

sexy cooking?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

I've just spazzed back through its posts.
It IS a girl, but not a real one; a cripple in a wheelchair.
Fucking waste of resources.

NO OFFENCE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

Oh, I know
Doesn't bother me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

STUMP FUCKING!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

yep, I'm up for that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

alright mongy

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)