I have the mother of all hangovers ever.

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

it's always about you isn't it.
poor frisbee just had a limb amputated.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

I can still feel it, even though it isn't there anymore :(

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

*something about being legless last night*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

that was genuinely funny

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

Hello new person...I don't really have two hats
Now you say
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

I wasn't actually expecting sex
but a reply would have been nice
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

Fuck off.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

shut up, I'm trying to score here

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

Woah! Is it a girl?
With all tits and a Posseidon Adventure?
I take it all back.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

I don't give it a shit...I'll fuck anything
and I mean ANYTHING

/animalvegetablemineral
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

uhhh
would you cook with it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)

sexy cooking?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

I've just spazzed back through its posts.
It IS a girl, but not a real one; a cripple in a wheelchair.
Fucking waste of resources.

NO OFFENCE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

Oh, I know
Doesn't bother me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

STUMP FUCKING!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

yep, I'm up for that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

alright mongy

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)