Stupid boy.
Have you considered you might be a more jolly chap if you moved out of that depressing hole that is Poland?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-xEzwdLBw#t=0m43s
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)