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What? Safe links from me? Surely not?
1: threescore.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/letter.jpg
2: threescore.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/letter-2.jpg

Enjoy.

Who did you last write to?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
I really fucking hope to hell that you're not an actual parent

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
Just because your little soldiers are too retarded to find an egg
doesn't mean it's the same for every man here.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
perhaps it would be better if it was

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
I do my utmost to ensure my proto-machines
drown in a vat of churning stomach acid
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
or at least in the eventual outcome of such a churn

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
like the way a fly vomits on its food to digest it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
I'm not seeing how you arrived at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
I leapt to the absolutely impossible conclusion
that it was your own child's letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
Stupid boy.
Have you considered you might be a more jolly chap if you moved out of that depressing hole that is Poland?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-xEzwdLBw#t=0m43s
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
i know he is married and in his mid to late twenties, i also heard that although he is a cunt online sometimes he is as soft as shite really

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
Oh Internet Stalkers, how you fail me.
Early 30s.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
i only get my info from people you talk to, you may well lie to them, bit of a worry that, you ok sweetie? wanna chat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
You're a disturbed man.
Have I upset you with my links? ahahaha. You never launch into one of these spats unless someone's upset you. Online. lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
you missed an e, you illiterate bastard

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
You'ree righte.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
i'm so upset, i wonder how this can ever end

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
In the tried and tested way of /talk of course:
It ends when the thread becomes so wide
everything
is
like
th
is
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
/talk dont get that way anymore, slowly dying, the tedious go, the semi tedious are too scared to post and the good users were only ever me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
That's a shame.
/talk no longer capable of getting a wide-on. Full of used, shriveled old cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
he may well be just hoping that you never breed, i myself hope you die before sundown

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
I'm going to burn a bivvy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
do what you want, how's your wife?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
Sitting not 2 feet away.
How's your bivvy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
all good, be a few weeks before i get it erected

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
Exciting stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
if you say so

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
you said erec...
oh i can't bring myself to
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
I can
I think you were going to refer to his erection, hur hur hur fnar fnar oh what's the jesus shitting point of it all.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
i'm gonna come back after a couple more drinks
see if i can bring myself to make it up to you all
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
You can't bring yourself to erection?
Yeah I get that problem too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
shall we start a club?
more like a wet slap i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
I'll take any junior member under my wing

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
That's brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
in what way?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
In that Sainsbury's replied in such a nice way.
I used to work with the customer liaison team and they were a bunch of miserable sods.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
that's good, i'm still not clicking on it if it isn't porn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
i only click porn links

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5T96LHnEWw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
Dear Publishers - pretty please will you publish my book? Yours, Hedonist
Dear Hedonist

No

Publishers
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
who's your target readership?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
fat spastic lesbians

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
dunno really
anyone who likes amusing memoirs and true life stuff

and fat spastic lessods
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
£3
cheap wankers, they posted £610 million pre-tax profit. i'd piss in their entrance way.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
father christmas
still waiting :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
*Punches the air*
Get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
i surprised at you, more fat people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)