i'm not much of a football fan
but i wish your team well, and if we're having a pint and the game is on i'll get the round in so you won't miss a goal.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

You're the perfect date.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

if your perfect date has a penis
then yes
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

Plump and wrinkled, yet still sweet?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)