One time someone at church gave me their baby to hold while they went away for a bit,
it was really confused because I wouldn't let it suck my tits and it started crying.

Trying to reason with it proved futile.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

why didn't you let it suck your tits?

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

because I'm one mean motherfucker.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

shit dude, it was a baby, that is cold heartd

( mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)