I had one bottle of wine last night
then fell asleep. I'm too much of a lightweight to get an hangover.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

I think I had just short of two
I would still be in bed spark out had she not texted me to tell me she was in Le Havre at daft o'clock.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

Text her back and go
Ooh la la and all that shit. Now kindly leave me to my hangover you cow. WUV WOO x x x
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)

I might accidentally send her a pic of someone elses tits
I need someone else for this plan to work, or some porn.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

that was sweet of her

( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

It was ace
I said "Urgh what? Yeah, good one. Fucking hell, bye"
Dead romantic.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

hahahahaahah

( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)