Well it's well known
that Mini-Ninja's Mummy has 4 (soon to be 5) black belts in several martial arts. Anyone touching my daughter best be ready to suffer immense pain. *winning smile*
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

I'm just a big bastard.
*Winning snarl*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

i'll just carry a bat
*winning swing*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)