Get your feet off the seats, you savage.
Good morning. Just had a lord on my train getting all first class at our expense on his House Of Lords credit card. Still, I got my cut. Thanks, tax payers of Britain.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 6:59, archived)

'ere, bung some sideways, we ain't got lords over 'ere

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:02, archived)

We've got Sultans and the like...
But they are all thieving inbred tight cunt bawbags with little being dispensed to the waifs and strays! Count your blessings he seems to have been a prince among men. (How much did he tip you anyway?)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)

Commission is 3%
So I get about 11 quid on that one
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)

Nice one!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:17, archived)

I didn't even know your little trains had a first class bit.

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

That's clipped his wings for him!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)

Ours don't
But we can flog them the ticket.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)