What's your catchphrase?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 6:53, archived)

Get your feet off the seats, you savage.
Good morning. Just had a lord on my train getting all first class at our expense on his House Of Lords credit card. Still, I got my cut. Thanks, tax payers of Britain.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 6:59, archived)

'ere, bung some sideways, we ain't got lords over 'ere

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:02, archived)

We've got Sultans and the like...
But they are all thieving inbred tight cunt bawbags with little being dispensed to the waifs and strays! Count your blessings he seems to have been a prince among men. (How much did he tip you anyway?)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)

Commission is 3%
So I get about 11 quid on that one
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)

Nice one!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:17, archived)

I didn't even know your little trains had a first class bit.

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

That's clipped his wings for him!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)

Ours don't
But we can flog them the ticket.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)

On here: "*Panders*"
At work: "Come on night / day shift" (Delete as applicable). Or "Can I go home yet?"
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:13, archived)

"Shit"

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

I don't need a catchphrase.
Every time I open my mouth out springs an exquisitely formed gem of wit, startling in its brilliance and originality.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)

w sh

Ahahahahahahahahaooooooohahahaha.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:00, archived)

As a manure heap provides the birthplace of the elegant rose,
so do my words act as fertile ground for your joyous fun-making.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)

Catchphrase? We don't need no steenkin catchphrase.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)

I dunno.
There's more than likely swearing in it though. Maybe 'useless fucking prick' or something...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

Silence.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

a zen catchphrase, I like it

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

How did you get this number? I'm supposed to be ex-directory.
Now fuck off.

Usually to people cold-calling to sell me financial services or home improvements.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)