Train it to be a carrier pigeon and use it to your advantage

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

Do all your solutions involve taking advantage of vulnerable birds?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

*Sexface joke*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

That's not a nice thing to say about [latest victim].

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)

Poor [name of victim here], it doesn't matter how funny, clever or generally good she is.
From now on she'll be known as 'one of Sexface's victims'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

It's terrible the way people make fun of her, as if theyre immune to rohypnol.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

I tried that once and they weren't much use
you can only really fit one tin of beans in each, and then they tear everywhere on the way home from tescos anyway
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)

But on the plus side
you had something a bit like Heston Blumenthal might make for dinner
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)