No, they're fuckers on your balcony
they shit all over it in a week so you don't want to go out there, they bring up twigs to try and nest, and they fuck whilst you're trying to have a wank.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

For a while, we did actually think it was the upstairs neighbours having very odd sex.
"Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh."
Turns out it was just a pigeon cooing.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)

You're a spastic then.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

Hey.
Shut up.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)

*belms*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJWoOiiewI0
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)