I'm going to watch this dispatches thing about animal charities
and convince myself that's why I don't give to charity, and not because I'm a tight fisted cunt
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)

I only donate to animal charities
and specifically a wolf one, in the hope that they eat more humans
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)