I think the general consensus is that no one really gives a fuck about you here. I doubt it'll change in 5 years time either.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

I dunno
i wonder if there is a Lurkers union, where they decide whose turn it is to post a new thread, then fuck off and not reply to anyone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)

They'd immediately be out of the union if they posted.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

then maybe it's punishment for once again trying to raise them to take over the boards
like some sort of lurker messiah complex gone badly wrong. I don't know their strange ways.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

The ultimate lurker forum would have no posts but lots of traffic.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

I dread the day when they all rise as one and proceed to top all of Baldmonkey's threads.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

we all do
but it is written, and so it shall be
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

i'm happy with the fact there's a general consensus about me
it shows i'm in your thoughts....
( sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

Erm, no one knows who you are.
So I@m not sure how that works.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)