What happened was 3D Realms acted like a teenager who hadn't done their homework for about 12 years
until they all got shitcanned, then 2K and Gearbox came along and made a right fucking hash of it, which they then ported over to the Xbox, badly.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

Quote taken directly from the back-of-box copy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)