Welcome back.
It's good to see you again. I hope you had a pleasant flight and managed to catch up on your sleep. Perhaps you'll be better prepared in future- make sure you have all necessary items with you before setting off.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

I sense a degree of sarcasm I've sorely missed
I've also struggled to cross the road without getting run over... what could I be doing wrong :)
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

I think flying is quite boring enough without being at the airport in good time or having a plan b if you miss your flight.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

I have a great plan that rarely fails.
Get to the airport early and check my luggage in as soon as possible then hit the bar and stay there until everyone else has boarded the flight and my name gets called.

It doesn't win many friends with fellow passengers but it saves a lot of queuing and you can sleep through the flight.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

the first three minutes of flying is always holy shit awsome I am flying omg
then it's just like being on a bus, but they get upset if you get up and try and get off at your stop I pressed the bell why did they ignore the bell now I'll have to walk back to tescos
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)