DON'T SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)

Oh man, NOW you tell me
alright herby alpy taxi drivey
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)

BROADY!!
How are you? Are you ok? Are you?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

All good here ta, how's thizzle in da brizzle?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

Reet me luvver! It be Gert LUSH
I bin smoovin tha' cat, mint innit!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)

Pretty sure that's some downright dirty euphemism

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)