Is that a Manhattan?
doesn't sound too bad.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

PURE BOOZE.
And you get a cherry. Which isn't gay if you have it in a Manhattan. Because there's only booze in a Manhattan.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

I don't like cherries.
You've ruined it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

to be fair,
for a proper Manhattan, it's both sweet and dry vermouth in equal measures, with twice as much blended whisky as vermouth combined. Just sweet vermouth is for ladies.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

Fuck off back to wikipedia.
You probably have fucking lime in your g&t.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

Fuck off yourself
I was a cocktail barman for a long time. You can have it sweet if you want, it just makes you a girl.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

I bet you were one of those over-preened juggling cunts serving iced coke and cheapshit rum to cunts with their fucking ben sherman shirts untucked and too much fucking hair gel.
Like some sort of cunt.

There's no point putting dry fucking vermouth into whisky and fucking bitters, you tongue-spaz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)

Never flared, it's a waste of time
I enjoyed mixing drinks, i still do, and prefer my manhattans perfect, not sweet. Fuck, it's a drink.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Untucked Ben Sherman Shirts.
And too much coke.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

to be honest
it was big fucking tips when they were showing off, and some decent customers when it wasn't the weekend, and i enjoyed learning to mix decent drinks. Some people who drink cocktails aren't cunts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)