They throw theirs away
after 9 years so they were sadly lacking in the pants department.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

poor deafos, not having the joy of cotton that cups the buttocks like a loving friend

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

It's discriminatory
against old pants is what it is..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)